Congratulations to my future BFFs Amy Poehler and Tina Fey on a hilarious job well done.
And in the spirit of humor (I love these folks), let the red carpet rundown begin...
We're going to play a little game called, Right Way. Wrong Way. Sometimes we all go astray but that's why we have friends to bring us back to the light.
Svelte Sheath:
Right Way
Wrong Way
Not only do you have to have swag but the fabric has to be lush.
Yellow:
Cuidado, it's probably the hardest color to wear
Right Way
Wrong Way
White in the Winter:
Right Way
Wrong Way
Look, I'm southern and we have two tones of white, winter white and regular white.
Prints:
Right Way
Wrong Way
#Ican't
Body Illusion Lace:
It's oh so revealing...or is it?
Right Way
Wrong Way
(hurts me to say it)
One more round...
Right Way
Wrong Way
OMgoodness!
Classic Hollywood:
Right Way
Wrong Way
This dress is sad. It needs a bra, boning in the bodice, and a hug.
Plunging Neckline:
It's the perfect balance between revealing and chic.
Right Way
Wrong Way
Chest out, shiny satin, high split, dark eyeshadow...this number has too much going on.
One star on the mic at a time please.
Black Bodycon:
Comfortable and commanding
Right way
Wrong Way
This two piece trend should really stop before it starts.
This is a section I like to call, "That's what she said."
Really?
Honorable Mention
Because she's smart and funny AND beautiful
Because she's determined and real AND a glamazon
Because she started out being famous as a side kick and has shown us who the real boss is.
Because her self deprecating humor and consistent use of the color orange are signs that she's awesome.
Because I found this pic and his jacket is dope. AND because when I was a groundling lil' intern at NBC he always gave me the brown people head nod.
